A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.