Making a good music video isn't easy. If it were, MTV would still be showing them instead of '16 and Pregnant,' which I assume is shot exclusively in Utah.
I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
I'll throw a globe at you! You ever been hit by the world?!
I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'