I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.
Daniel ToshWhen you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.
Daniel ToshInstead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'
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