If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.
You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
Describe your perfect man who looks like me.