I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

Canadians complain too much. 'I like seasons.' So do I; that's why I live in a place that skips the [unpleasant] ones.

High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.