Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?

Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.

One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

Kangoroos can't hop backwards.

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.