Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?

If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.

I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.