I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.

I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to hold my head. And then at the end, they have to kick me into the audience and the audience has to keep me up for at least three hits or you have to start the whole service over. No cradling it - I want legit sets.

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.