I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.
You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.
Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.