You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
Daniel ToshI think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'
Daniel Toshe foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
Daniel Tosh