I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.
Daniel ToshIf security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.
Daniel ToshMy father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Daniel ToshComedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.
Daniel Tosh