Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'

Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.

You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.

There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.

If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.