I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

I don't know what fire is made of - hell nobody does. All I know is that fire is awesome. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I am a pyroenthusiast.

Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.

One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.