I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.
If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.
Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.
Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.