It's not a stereotype if it's always true.
There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.