The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.
I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.