God does not hate gay people. He's just mad because they found a loophole in His system.
Daniel ToshI have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.
Daniel ToshI really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.
Daniel Tosh