I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.

I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.