I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I don't know what fire is made of - hell nobody does. All I know is that fire is awesome. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I am a pyroenthusiast.

Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.

You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.