At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all
Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at night, finally a blanket that's like, 'I'm going to keep you warm.' It's like having a small child with polio keep you in a full nelson - the perfect pressure.