People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
Daniel ToshDecorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.
Daniel ToshI hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
Daniel ToshI think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'
Daniel Tosh