It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.
When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.
My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.