I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.
Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.
People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
I apologize if there's a Parkinson's painter in the audience. I assume you do your best work in the morning. Probably gets abstract by noon.