Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.
Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.