High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?

Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.

My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.