It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.
I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
Kangoroos can't hop backwards.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.