Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
Daniel ToshI'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
Daniel ToshI hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.
Daniel ToshI really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.
Daniel Tosh