It’s the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central and they’ve been good to me.
Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
Scattergories is second base for Christians.
How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.