Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.

You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.

The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?

I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.