I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.
Daniel Toshe foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
Daniel ToshA white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people like that. And I'm like, Listen lady, my best friend is Cuban. And that's close enough.
Daniel Tosh