Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.
I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.
No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.