Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.

The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?