You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
Daniel ToshDecorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.
Daniel ToshHave you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.
Daniel ToshSaw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.
Daniel Tosh