Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.

I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.

Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.