Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.

I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.

I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.

If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.