Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime. Can you imagine those two men together making love? If there's a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle just a little bit at the thought of those two men together - this has nothing to do with your homophobic sexual preference. At that level it's art, you monkey. You should be honored that you share the same restroom with those Greek gods.

Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.

Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

You are a sick freak who should be beaten.