Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.
People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.
If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.