Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.
I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.