I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.

I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.