I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.

I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it.

When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.

Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.