I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

I don't know what fire is made of - hell nobody does. All I know is that fire is awesome. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I am a pyroenthusiast.

I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know people would be like, 'Did you see that guy come out of the bathroom? The one with doves, it was beautiful.'

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.