The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.

Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.