The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.

My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans.

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!