My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.
I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.
I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.
If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.