I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.

The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid.

I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.

If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?

I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out.