I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.

You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?

My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.