I'll throw a globe at you! You ever been hit by the world?!
If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.
Describe your perfect man who looks like me.
Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.
Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.
Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.