Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.

If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.

I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

It's not a stereotype if it's always true.

How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?