Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.
You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know people would be like, 'Did you see that guy come out of the bathroom? The one with doves, it was beautiful.'
You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.