Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.

I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.

Now it's time for amasians... That's Asians doing something amazing.

I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor.

I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.

If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.

Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.