e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.
Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.
Scattergories is second base for Christians.
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.