One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

I wanna get rich enough in life that I can afford to release a dozen doves every time I walk into a room. You know people would be like, 'Did you see that guy come out of the bathroom? The one with doves, it was beautiful.'

Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"

If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.

You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?

Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.