You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
Describe your perfect man who looks like me.
They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.
Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.
I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.