Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.

If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.

I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to hold my head. And then at the end, they have to kick me into the audience and the audience has to keep me up for at least three hits or you have to start the whole service over. No cradling it - I want legit sets.

I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.