Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.
The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.
I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.
If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.