I can say that. I have a television show.
How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?
It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.
Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.
I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling.
You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."