My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.
If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.