I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.