Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.
You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.
If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house.
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?