Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.

If you look at the Bible and you look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, we all know who sinned first. Ladies, do you have to eat everything?

Even the klan revamped their image by losing the hoods and changing their name to the Tea Party.

God does not hate gay people. He's just mad because they found a loophole in His system.

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with.