You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.
If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.