Canadians complain too much. 'I like seasons.' So do I; that's why I live in a place that skips the [unpleasant] ones.

If I offend anybody tonight, I apologize. That's not my intention. I'm not going to guess what your personal line of decency is; I cross my own from time to time - it's how I know I still have one.

Of course money buys happiness. You ever seen a homeless person skip? The answer to that riddle's no. They're not allowed.

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.

Canadians complain too much. 'I like seasons.' So do I; that's why I live in a place that skips the [unpleasant] ones.

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.