By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling.

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.

Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.