By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.

I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.

The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.