I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts.
You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!
Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.
You are a sick freak who should be beaten.