If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?

God does not hate gay people. He's just mad because they found a loophole in His system.

We owe it to our troops to let them sleep in their own beds, wake up in the morning, have a delicious breakfast, and drive to war.

Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.