If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.

I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected.

I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.

I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.