Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected.

Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.