The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.
I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.
It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
I'll throw a globe at you! You ever been hit by the world?!
If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.