A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite
If it werenโt for physics and law enforcement, Iโd be unstoppable.
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? -Inspirational poster