The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock?

There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley

I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones, put them in the right order, and you’ve created a moment in time where the reader forgets about the late car payment, the dirty dishes, the impending workweek. You have created a state of bliss. Or negligence, depending on your perspective.

That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.

My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.